No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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