so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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