It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think I am morally bankrupt
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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