I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
