wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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