Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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