I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
