I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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