I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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