There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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