You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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