Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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You. Win. At. Life.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You may now shotgun with the bride
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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