If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
bring money and cleavage
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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