I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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