Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
