if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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