gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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