Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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