id be glad to
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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