We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
