guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
you inspire me to be a worse person
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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