i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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