How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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