I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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