I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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