Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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