do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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