I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Drunk is not a location!
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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