do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I would ride that face into the sunset
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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