Ambien. No doubt about it.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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