Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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