I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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