OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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