And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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