I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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