I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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