I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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