hell yes lets make some ravioli
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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