I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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