i need an iv and a liver transplant
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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