Plan B is the new Plan A
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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