This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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