Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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