Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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