i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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