I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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