Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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