There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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