I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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