is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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